Friday 12 December 2014

Situation vacant

Drs Clarke and Duca are soliciting applications for the following role:


Wife


Duties to include: 

Choosing and buying Christmas and other required gifts.
Writing and sending Christmas cards.
Organisation of social life.
General emotional care taking.
Laundry.
Shopping - groceries and clothes.



Plus....all the other stuff our mums used to do that we don't have time for.

Nb conjugal duties will be waived.


Pay: miserable.


We look forward to reading your application.

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