What is the universe trying to tell me?

 Things that have happened this month:

• My office computer stopped connecting to the internet for no apparent reason
• The screen of my two year old laptop stopped working
• I lost my housekeys
• The battery of my camper van went flat
• The electrics in my kitchen stopped working

Obviously the common denominator in all this is me. But what about me? Am I emitting some sort of current? Why?!